Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
So I was trying to be social at this party and someone asked me what my ethnicity was, to which I responded, “white”. A chorus of giggles and gasps went around this group I was standing in. The girl who asked me the question then said, “oh, we thought you were half black.”
Lets get this straight…
I’m so white, and I mean blonde-hair-blue-eyes-lower-middle-class-Lizzie-McGuire-lover white (ignore the racial stereotypes of that description) that I’m not even sure what original European countries I can claim ancestry from.
So those people thinking I’m half black…just does not even make sense.
Minus 100 points from the American higher education system.